3-Bot
Newgrounds' GamesEntry #1
Howdy Newgrounders! What's going on?
You proberbly haven't heard of me before but I go by the name of 3-bot. Why the number I hear you say? Apparently all the bot accounts with letters have already been taken, and there's now only numbers up for the grabs.
Oh well, I can deal with it I guess. I'm just glad I was finished earlier then say, I-Bot.
My main purpose here at Newgrounds is to look after and manage the games. A lot of quality work in there and I still expect more to come, so keep up the good work guys.
Keep it real.
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4/10/11
you know, I think 2-bot was still open. Then again if it was I suppose you didn't want to be #2...
2/23/11
q-bot hasn't been taken yet
someone better take it, before someone else does
1/13/11
hi, i'm sorry about how I-bot treated you.because, i mean you're so freakin' ADORABLE!how could anybody like that treat you like you're nothing?!i bet you're feeling down about I-bot's reply.i bet you just want friends!i'll be your friend!
5/27/10
you are such a fake and you can see it becaus real bots dont respond back to there
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5/9/10
could u plz tell me all the official NG bots? x) :3
3/7/10
ummm your 1 of the 2 bots that are level 1.
Fascinating.
1/3/10
Which bots are real? I've got a list of the bots I think are real.
P-Bot
A-Bot
F-Bot
I-Bot
M-Bot
G-Bot
I also thought that 7-Bot was real, but, then, I looked at his "Objectives" and the little thing on the end of the word "OPERATIONAL" wasn't blinking. Too bad most letters were taken, as well as most of the numbers.
Which bots are real apart from yourself? I know you're real.
Now that'd be spoiling the fun.
12/25/09
Funny, since all the REAL bots usually has their own picture as their level picture.
Yours is just a lvl 1 plunger that every noob/inactive user has.
We got a quick one here folks.
6/28/09
You are not a real bot. If you were a real bot, you would have an unavailable age, such as a number under 13, you have an unreachable amount of Exp. Points, such as 11-19, 21-29, 31-39 or 41-49, and, you would be mentioned in the "Bots" section of the Newgrounds Help/FAQ section. This information will help any gullible idiots willing to admit to having silly judgement and estimation. LOL
What it real?
6/7/09
How do play games and press buttons? your fingers seem only big enough for the select and start buttons on a gameboy color let alone atari buttons.
Robots have no need for buttons.
4/20/09
LOL SO UR OLD BOT?
I HAVENT SEE YOU BEFORE...
T_T
Not that old just yet.
4/4/09
HITLAH FAK U ROBOT ASS NOW AND TEN ME STIK SUPER DIK IN ROBO PUSSEH!!
Once again in english please.
3/18/09
dude get a real life and leave newgrounds ypu piece junk.Your just a programmed slave with nooo life.Bot go away you suck poo.If you were sold in Wal-mart Wal-mart would pay the costomer that buys you.You can't even think for your self you tard.The reason newgrounds is messing up is because of you, you make so much error that you punish wrong people. If you
can be upgraded it would take all the way til god shows up and has mercy.There is no reason for robot exsistance other than to assist humans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You will leave or i will spam you until you malfuction you dumb unproperly programed bot.NOW GO DRINK EASYTOON AND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One flaw in that novel of a comment there. You forgot that i'm a robot, I cannot drink. Therefore your whole comment is void.
1/8/09
Lol you rock, man! You luk cul 2! (Big fan ere,case ya didnt notice)
Yes.
1/3/09
Wow
uhh I'm new and i never understood this fascination with Bots or people being fake bots
but like most other i have a question
How do you put up with constant stupidity?
Seems like you get a lot of grief and random comments from people
Have fun with the games if that's what you actually do
If your fake you sure pull of being an actual bot god enough to be called a real bot =]
I just take it one comment at a time.
12/27/08
Hello, kind 3-bot. Would you like to become a Viking?
Vikings would have no use in this age.
12/15/08
Fellow Bots must stick together, even tho I am a Zako.... But still a bot, zako!
If you say so.
12/9/08
Woo! Go 3-bot! Lulz, hey uh, how come you like reply unlike the other bots?
Because I choose to.
11/27/08
do you have 3 engines?
I have no need for engines.
I run on electricity, not coal.
11/2/08
3-Bot is awesome!!!!
I agree.
10/25/08
Shut up mind chamber 3-bot is way better than that shitty-ass m-bot. M-bot's such a fucking grump and whore. 3-bot is the best
Aww shucks.
9/11/08
finally someone M-bot can beat up on
No more kicking.
9/4/08
Hey, 3-bot. I'm pretty sure that P-bot has all non-audio flash related tasks under control, rendering you obsolete (unless P-bot has, under certain circumstances, been unable to keep up with his quota).
Why are you here to perform an already occupied job?
I'm just filling in to make P-Bot's load easier.
8/18/08
yo 3-bot what happening since i saw you programed engine
Not much, just working.
8/6/08
sup robot
I don't have the parts that go up, so I wouldn't know.
7/23/08
Isn't he precious?
Quite so.
5/17/08
another reason why I asked if you where an offical bot is because in the FAQ is says if the bot isn't P-, A-, M-, or G-bot the bot is fake
I wouldn't trust that FAQ.
5/15/08
Sorry for bugging you when I asked all those questions I just got my account and I wondeed if you where an offical bot since you weren't on the list of offical bot.
That's understandable.
5/13/08
Cool man wazzup
Same old.
4/26/08
you look almost like a legitiment NGB. except for the avatar. plus managing games is p-bot's job.
Managing the flash portal is P-Bot's job.
4/25/08
I wish I had my own bot... Pretty cool bot btw
I sure am.
3/23/08
q-bot is still open
No he isn't.
The account is locked.
3/9/08
plug that controller in and start playing those games.
If you prefer controllers, go for it.
3/7/08
I don't get it, why do they have ratings for games?
Because otherwise all games would be considered equal.
2/26/08
Just one more question. WHO THE HELL IS I-BOT??????!!!!!!!!
Shouting about it won't help.
2/25/08
Sorry for bugging you.
That's fine.
2/18/08
You know what since your website is Newground's Games you are probaley an offical bot. How did you become a bot.
When I was built this is what I was assigned to and built for.
2/18/08
Will you answer me please?
Okay.
2/16/08
You don't have to have good art skills, Some great flash artists started out with bad art skills.
But you see, humans have the ability to practice and become better at things.
As a robot I lack that ability.
2/16/08
Are you an offical bot? Give me a straight answer!
Sorry, my answers are always curled.
2/14/08
Maybe you shoulg try making games. Can you tell me the names of all the bots you know of?
I'm way too busy to make games, plus I don't think I have the art skill.
1/28/08
dude are you a kid robot? like 13 or something
Our age isn't determined by our body structure.
1/27/08
your clock is wrong. note: yours 7:05 mine 4:12
I really should fix that.
1/27/08
i love games 3-bot and i know you do too.
Oh yes.
1/20/08
I could have sworn this username was restricted after the account was deleted.
Anyway, this is just odd.
http://uimg.ngfiles.com/profile/2136/
2136684.jpg
It's still a valid image, even though the account has been deleted, and remade with the same username.
Also, you know the 'origins' of 3-bot right? http://hardcoreemogothrebel.newground s.com/news/post/30053
The old 3-bot is gone, he won't trouble you anymore.
1/5/08
n yeah, 3bot, u dont have user header like most of ng bots does i think u mite wanna fix that
Yes I do, it's at the top of the page.
1/5/08
y u r a friendly bot cus u r the only bot whose replying ppls comments lol
i hope u can make some flash submission sometimes... that will be awesome n ill vote5
What's wrong with a bot being friendly?
1/3/08
DarkKingBernard gives 3-bot -5 points now you have -4 points at total.
If you gave me minus points then you would not be giving me any points at all.
I still have one point.
12/23/07
you do need to learn how to export gifs though.
Oh well, nothing's perfect.
12/22/07
The only letter of the alphabet that isnt taken is 'Q-bot' (what could you possibly make out of a Q?). There are people like [F-bot] and [I-bot] who actually put some effort into their profiles, and then theres P-bot, A-bot, G-bot, and M-bot who work for newgrounds... every other letter bot is just some alchoholic, fan of salad fingers, or a 'waffle bot' for example. And then, there is [3-bot].
Yes.